2 Pigs in a Poke and 72 Virginians
You may have received these jokes in e-mail from your Dad. Someone at work may have said, “Hey, ya gotta see this joke!”
Well, here ya go, these just made me laugh! Gunn Nutt has moved to Semper Gratus, and posted these yesterday. I asked if I could steal ‘em and post here. Without delay:
2 Pigs in a Poke
As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Nice pigs, sir.”The President replies, “These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Representative Jack Murtha, and I got one for Senator John Kerry.”
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes and says, “Nice trade, sir.”
72 Virginians
When Abu al-Zarqawi died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!” James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled “It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al-Zarqawi wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?”
Ha! So, stop by Gunn Nutt’s new digs at Semper Gratus!
Also posted at California Conservative
TAGS: Fix4RSO, Milblog, Military, Humor
June 28th, 2006 at 10:08
Went by Gunn Nutt’s to say they were funny, but you deserve an “they are funny” for bringing them to MY attention :o) Thanks for posting
June 28th, 2006 at 10:16
I love Gunn Nutt’s funnies … every so often an old joke gets rehashed and seems even funnier. I asked “The Nutt” if I could repost them here - stealing jokes is the sincerest form of flattery, eh?
June 28th, 2006 at 12:14
The original version of the Razorback joke had Clinton getting off the helicopter with ONE pig (appropriate, since razorbacks ARE from Arkansas), and the pig was for Hillary. This version is OK, but I laughed ’til the tears came over the original.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:56
I KNEW there was somewhere I had seen the pig joke!
Thanks for reminding me, Buck. I was drawing a blank …
June 29th, 2006 at 9:06
Anytime you can get a useful pig for a worthless politiican, I say that’s a good trade all around.
Although, why would anyone trade a way a perfectly good pig?